Curse

Stalker Haras · Jul 03, 2006, 09:27 PM // 21:27

*chases sil*
*hugs sil* hi

Amonster666 · Jul 03, 2006, 09:31 PM // 21:31

*pulls out a shotgun*
*shoots at the roof to stop every1*
*rubble falls on my head knocking me out*

Mikanus · Jul 03, 2006, 11:27 PM // 23:27

*slips on an ice cube*

Nocere Moriari · Jul 03, 2006, 11:38 PM // 23:38

*Taking advantage of the shot gun blast and of the blonde on the floor i walk over to the jukebox, slip a shiny quater in to it and press "B6" and wait for " Painted Black" to start playing" as i adjust my gas mask and pull the clip from the tear gas canister.*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 04, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01

Shoots Nocere with shotgun
Shoots jukebox as well just to make sure no one hears that terrible "music"

I pwnd U · Jul 04, 2006, 06:15 AM // 06:15

*dances*
*sips beer*
*falls over*
*sleeps*

fiery · Jul 04, 2006, 12:16 PM // 12:16

*saws off I pwnd U arm, and whacks everyone with it*

Mikanus · Jul 04, 2006, 12:21 PM // 12:21

*still unconscious on the floor*

fiery · Jul 04, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24

*whacks the unconscious with the arm!*

I pwnd U · Jul 04, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54

*wakes up*
*grabs arm*
*sews arm back on*
*grabs fiery*
*shoves a gernade down his throat*
*punches him in the jugular*
*tosses him out of the bar*
*sips beer*

"Sorry, we dont allow selfcentered people in the bar"

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 04, 2006, 04:18 PM // 16:18

Unleashes the fearsome FLAMING MONKEYS OF DOOM

I pwnd U · Jul 04, 2006, 04:22 PM // 16:22

*ducks flaming monkeys of doom*
*sips beer*

fiery · Jul 04, 2006, 04:25 PM // 16:25

*jumps through the window*
*spits out the grenade and puts it into your pants pocket*

*ducks behind the bar and waits for it to explode*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 04, 2006, 04:32 PM // 16:32

Throws all empty beer glasses/bottles behind the bar
Yup, you guessed it... MORE FLAMING MONKEYS OF DOOM

I pwnd U · Jul 04, 2006, 05:49 PM // 17:49

^rofl

*dodges more monkeys of doom*
*takes out gernade*
*tosses it behind bar*
*sips beer*

Amonster666 · Jul 04, 2006, 10:49 PM // 22:49

*wakes up from rubble falling me head*
*pulls out a pie*
*throws pie at I pwnd U*
*his fire on his head goes out*
*he lost his power and dies slowly and very painful death*
*gets a fire monkey of doom and throws it back at doomlord*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 05, 2006, 02:03 AM // 02:03

Pulls collapsing trampoline out of pocket to make the FLAMING MONKEYS OF DOOM bounce back.

Side Note: It is proper English to write FLAMING MONKEYS OF DOOM in all-caps. Any other method of writing FLAMING MONKEYS OF DOOM will result in... an attack by FLAMING MONKEYS OF DOOM!

Amonster666 · Jul 05, 2006, 02:14 PM // 14:14

ok then

*punches FLAMING MONKEY OF DOOM (¬_¬) back at doomlord*
*gets both my fingers and poke some1 eyes out*
*trips over a random dead body*
*gets knocked out*

I pwnd U · Jul 06, 2006, 02:10 AM // 02:10

*lights bag back on fire*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 06, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24

Uses psychokinetic powers to make all alcohol in the room spontaneously combust, especially the alcohol inside people.